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From Author/Writing Assassin Amber J. Craft.

I spend a ridiculous amount of time in my head. It's a lovely neighborhood, really. No traffic, no HOA, and absolutely no annoying people telling me what to do. In
I decided to clean out my closet. Which, as it turns out,
I received a rather interesting message from Amazon recently. Apparently, my treadmill
Are we crucifying paintbrushes now? I'm just asking because I've seen some
This week, I decided I was going to get my life together.
I have a complicated relationship with my own good ideas. We get
Gracie Lou has a problem. Actually, she has several, but the one
You never forget the moment your daughter no longer needed you to
There are books all over my house. Not in a charming, intellectual,
Nobody talks about the quiet moments. The ones where nobody is watching.
Yesterday at 4:30 p.m., I drove from Jacksonville to Starke on I-10
Ever find yourself in the ER in the middle of the night?
If you have to chase attention, you don’t have a marketing problem—you
I wasn't afraid of high blood pressure. I was afraid of not
You are not the problem. Your approach is. And that distinction matters more than
Home Depot isn't a home improvement store. It's a cemetery. Not for
There was a time—long ago, in the mythical era of “I can
Ask the average person what courage looks like and they'll describe a
Five days before Christmas, I got laid off. Again. Because apparently I
There’s a strange moment that happens when you stop lowering your standards
At 2:13 a.m., a woman screams outside an apartment complex. Lights flick
I always imagined my collapse looking cooler than this. Not cinematic collapse.Not
There is a certain look you recognize immediately if you’ve spent enough
There’s a specific kind of psychological warfare nobody talks about because from
Photo by Lance Cpl. MaryAnn Hill, Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island
Let me start with a sentence that will either set you free
I got excited. That was my first mistake. You ever meet a
There’s a particular feeling you get when someone is trying to persuade
Everyone is selling authenticity now.Bottled. Filtered. Ring-lit. Link-in-bio’d. Authenticity has a font.
Everyone is exhausted.Not tired like “I need a nap.”Tired like “I can’t
Everyone is terrified of going off brand.Like it’s a felony.Like the Brand
Everyone wants growth.More followers. More reach. More eyeballs grazing their content like
Most people are addicted to being good enough.Not excellent. Not dangerous. Not unforgettable.Just…
There comes a time in every woman’s life—usually somewhere between her metabolism’s
Apparently I'm a terrible travel companion. I'm inconsiderate. I abandoned my party
Let’s get one thing clear: I didn’t mean to become emotionally attached to a
There are two things in life I have zero interest in understanding:
I hate my teaching job. Like H-A-T-E it. I hate sitting in
I can’t stand the weak, flimsy content that parades around online these
Some DICK CLOWN plowed over my mailbox leaving what could only be
Nothing has devastated me more than finding out I was slowly killing
Guess who’s going to rip me to shreds by the end of
The crimson stilettos and blood-red lipstick. The black fishnets. And the hip-level
It was five days before Christmas and I was laid off--- for
You know how there’s that one femme fatale whose emails you can’t
You know that rage-y, frustrated feeling you get when you want to
Before I ask my questions, I want to emphasize that I'm sincerely

 

Amber J. Craft

Marine Corps Veteran. Author. Message Mastery Grunt.

Creative Writing Assassin.

 

Professional throat-punching word warrior of 

blah marketing. 

 

Serving warrior business leaders through high-voltage creative storytelling content and message mastery using sniper-like precision. 

 
Fiction/Non-fiction Author. Creative Writing Instructor. Golden Girls Binge Watcher. Fanatical Follower of the RV Lifestyle.
 
Mexican/Chinese Food Advocate. (Seriously… guacamole EVERYWHERE).
 
Irrational Addiction to Office Supplies. Equally Irrational Fear of Balloons.

 

Damn nice to meet you.

 

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